Giveaway: FLORA by FLOR
FLOR’s newest Alexander Girard collection will be available in FLOR’s summer catalog, and you have the chance to win your very own 6 tile rug! The collection is called FLORA, and was inspired by Girard’s textile pattern “Eden”. FLORA comes in 3 colors, and as you can see in the photo, it’s totally fun with a nature inspired twist! Who wouldn’t love to have this in their space?
Want a chance to win a FLORA rug of your own? Leave a comment on this post before midnight on June 5th. Just for fun, you can comment once daily if you leave me a funny joke in your comment. The winner will be chosen at random and contacted by email after the giveaway ends. Be sure to visit the FLOR website to see all the great items they have to offer, and to get your own sneak peek of the new summer products.
*this giveaway is for those in the USA only… also, this cannot be shipped to an APO address**
Thank you to all who entered and for the funny jokes! This giveaway is now closed and the winner has been chosen and emailed.
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.”
Knock knock. Who’s There? FedEx with your new Flor rug!
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
10 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…”
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a “robot” voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will “swipe your grub”.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
where do polar bears keep their money … in a snow bank. Ha, Ha …Ha
What do you say to someone who is taking a staycation?
“nonvoyage”
I love the FLOR carpet squares…there are so many designs to chose from!
I would love to win this, thanks.
I like the Button Rug Kit, in red – I love the round shape!
Thanks for the chance to win a Flora rug!
Friday’s entry- June 5th
I have read so much about the Flor rugs. Would love to try one out!
Today I am humorless.
Entry, June 5th
This FLOR Flora Rug is just perfect for our home. It really fits in nicely with our current decor and I just love how bright and cheerful the colors and pattern is. It can make even the dreariest of days outside seem sunny and bright inside, love it! Thanks so much for the chance to enter.
I love these rugs
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my son’s new joke:
the Terminator isn’t so scary since he started text-messaging:
BRB
FLOR rugs can dress up any room. I love them all.
Here’s today’s too-funny knock-knock joke:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream of Jeannie.
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Enjoy!
Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can’t read fast.
We don’t live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won’t be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn’t have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I’m not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven’t seen them since.
The weather isn’t too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They said if we don’t make the last payment on Grandma’s grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven’t found out what it is yet, so I don’t know if you’re an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she’s going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn’t get the tailgate down.
There isn’t much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife.
“Well I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went.”
“Well you’re 75 years old now, Jack, why don’t you take my brother Scott along?” suggested his wife.
“But he’s 85 and doesn’t even play golf anymore,” protested Jack.
“But he’s got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball,” his wife pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. “Do you see it?” asked Jack.
“Yup,” Scott answered.
“Well, where is it?” yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
“I forgot.”
Nice carpet.
no joke today, just really want to win a new carpet and I love the whole idea of FLOR carpets
Some people are a lot like Slinkies — they’re really good for nothing. But… they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
whats black and white and read all over..a skunk with diaper rash
still like the Skully, have a great day
This is so cute and would be adorable in our daughter’s room!
I love the selection at the FLOR website
That’s such a fun rug. I love the colors! Previously I’d been in love with their Counting Sheep rug, but that’s great. So here’s my joke:
What do you call a newly married hippie chick?
Mississippi.
hahaha…Happy Friday!
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What do you call a sailor on a ship?
A Snailor!
okay, this is my teenagers favorite joke! and I want a rug, so there it is!
madamerkf at aol dot com
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
whoa, i love that girard pattern!
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
The BP station
From my neice What kind of cheese isn’t your’s? Nacho cheese
Why are skunks so dumb?
They never use good scents..
What do yo get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
(Good thing we are not being judged by the quality of our jokes! Ha!)
I’m dreaming of a new rug.
The Flora rugs come in so many choices that’s one thing I just Love about them.
What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A BOOOooooo-ick (Buick)
All I can think of off hand (in good taste) is the joke on George on Seinfeld – when George is pigging down shrimp at a meeting at Yankee’s Stadium and someone says: “Hey George, the ocean called, they’re running out of shrimp!”
It’s kind of funny on the show…
Please enter me. This is my first entry, so I dom’t have to be funny.
I love Flor rugs, so many options
Coolest rug ever! I love it!
A lady decides she wants to take a fancy milk bath, so she tells her milkman she needs a lot of milk.
He says “Do you want that pasteurized?”
“No, up to my waist will do.”
They have such a great selection of rugs.
Please enter me
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They don’t stop and ask for directions.
I would love to win a new rug!
Knock knock
who’s there?
Abby
abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!
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